Terrible Idea: Spraying Pepper Spray in Face

When I was small, I was crazy.  Literally.  People thought I was on cocaine.

 I would always violently run around my house.  I loved the garage.  So much.


So...I would go inside the garage.  Often.

I would look for things as if I were a pirate, or a squirrel.  Then, one fateful day, I found a can of HAIRSPRAY!!!

So I decided...why not spray it DIRECTLY INTO MY FACE?

Clearly this was not hairspray.  I ran inside to find my dad.  Crying.  Emotion.  Pain.


 
And to this day...no one was surprised I did this.

Note to self: pepper spray kills.