Terrible Idea: Not Doing Laundry

One of my worst ideas is not doing laundry.  I just never do it.  Whenever I sit on my bed, the laundry monster eyes me from across the room...

It starts to rub off on my social life.  I start to wear clothes two or three times without washing them.  People do not like this.

 Sometimes I don't do laundry just because I am afraid of the washing machine.

 Now that I have no clean clothes and have run out of options, I have no choice but to join a nudist colony.


Just kidding.

But seriously...do your laundry.